Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out. Piper: Don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.

Piper: Yeah, the only halliwell that actually likes earthquakes Prue: I dont like them, but at least I dont run naked through the house screaming, "run for your lives". Phoebe: Ok, that is such an exaggeration ... I was wearing slippers.

  Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me. Prue: Well, that's good news. Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live.